doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via hystricinee)


wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(via hystricinee)


CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(via hystricinee)


rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

(via flufs)



sensxal-bliss:

Shoutout to the people having sex right now, lucky y’all

(via oboeist3)


gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

(via freeedgar2o13)


extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(via micoovav)


handpickedhappiness:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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(via mlchaeijones)


internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

(via ziggo001)


fengbaohua:

fengbaohua:

[ren voice] hi my name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips

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(via drunkroosters)